michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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shego:

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

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australiansanta:

instead of funeral why can’t it be called life graduation

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  • Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.

goddammitganon:

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” 

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LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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  • Teacher: Name one life-changing event
  • Me: Finding out about alt+reblog

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

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“What an unexpected -“

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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

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“You’re trapped!”

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“By societal convention!”

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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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This show is fucking brilliant.

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slipperyvagina:

give

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